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presidentgay:

me: *doesn’t start hw until 10 pm*

me: *at 10:15 pm* i am dROWNing in sCHOOL work why do teachers do this to me I hATE THis cruel WORLD look at all of THE iNJUSTICE 

wanksclub:

i hope all of this is a dream i’m having at the age of 7

(Source: wanksclub)

pvnk-is-dad:

I crave intimacy but I get confused and uncomfortable when I’m shown even the slightest bit of attention or affection.

(Source: evolved-emo)

(Source: -letlive)

Me masturbating to porn

  • Me: This is so hot.
  • Me: *orgasms*
  • Me: ...
  • Me: What is this filth
chandler-bing-bing-bing:

ichthyologee:

this is too real


MY FUCKING LIFE

chandler-bing-bing-bing:

ichthyologee:

this is too real

MY FUCKING LIFE

(Source: theonion)

(Source: memewhore)

repressing-emotions:

How do you know when someone genuinely likes you for you (and how are you supposed to know if you’re the only person they’re crushing on) if you’ve let them smack your butt and they’ve probably smacked other butts